Standard Disclaimer

"Void where prohibited" "Batteries not included" "Subject to verification of funds" "Restrictions may apply" "On approved credit only" "Actual size may vary" "Not for use with children under 2 years of age" "Saturday night stay required" "Your mileage may vary" "Not the Beatles" "Do not attempt this at home" "Simulcast not available in all areas" "Contains explicit lyrics" "May cause burns" "See store for details" "Limit one per household" "Cannot be used in conjunction with another coupon or offer" "Odds of winning: 1 in 14,456,763" "Subject to change without notice" "Celebrity voice impersonated" "May increase risk of cancer" "Views and opinions expressed here do not necessarily reflect those of management" "Contestants may have been paid a fee" "Your results may vary" "May burst or release toxic materials" "Does not apply to business credit cards" "Do not mail cash" "Keep away from magnetic fields" "Not for resale" "Service and installation charges are not refundable" "Excludes tax, license, and doc fee" "Map not to scale" "Employees and their families not eligible" "Errors must be reported in 30 days" "Do not put in fire or mutilate" "Do not use as a step" "Please consult your physician before using" "Incomplete forms may not be processed or acknowledged" "Do not remove label" "Each office independantly owned and operated" "Not liable for any incidental, consequential or special damages, however caused" "Do not staple" "Professional driver on closed course" "Not safe for human consumption" "Results not typical" "Fees subject to change without notice" "Do not use if seal is broken" "Subject to verification of funds" No purchase necessary" "Past performance is no indication of future results" "Beware of dog" "Some assembly required" " Prerecorded for this time zone" " No anchovies unless otherwise specified" "As seen on TV" "At participating locations only" "Slippery when wet" "Times approximate" "Avoid contact with skin" "Package sold by weight, not volume" "Discontinue use If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops" "Price does not include taxes" "Dolphin Safe" " No substitutions allowed" "No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavor added"